Spiritual Enlightenment

In response to: "FAQ: How small is an atom?" 148 days old
by DrGURU [Member]

Dr. GURU speaks,

I am having trouble putting the powers in superscript. I have now put them in smaller fonts.

I hope this clarifies things for you.

May I say, you seem very quick to judge and chastise. I hope this does not manifest in other parts of your life. Patience can be a virtue. Knowing how to be tactfu more…

In response to: "FAQ: How can I learn useful mathematics quickly? Lesson #4" 148 days old
by DrGURU [Member]

Dr. GURU speaks,

Carrying out conversions is a mathematical process and is a useful ability in everyday life.

I am sorry that you have seen so little benefit from it.

The GURU must now sleep. more…

In response to: "FAQ: How small is an atom?" 148 days old
by SeasideMan ^Pro

"The diameter of our planet Earth is around 12,000km. To aid with visualization this can be written as 1.2 x 107m, or to round down, 107m"

That's nonsense dude... more…

In response to: "FAQ: How can I learn useful mathematics quickly? Lesson #4" 148 days old
by SeasideMan ^Pro

That's not maths, it's a set of conversion tables... more…

In response to: "FAQ: Why should I be nice to people I don’t even know?" 290 days old
by DrGURU [Member]

Dr. GURU speaks,

Thank you Naomi for your support.

We all sometimes need reminding of basic truths such as these.

We sometimes need a helping hand when we have fallen.

We sometimes need a shoulder to cry on.

We sometimes need an ear to listen to our problems.

We all nee more…

In response to: "FAQ: Why should I be nice to people I don’t even know?" 290 days old
by deleted user [Visitor]

My words exactly :yes: Thank you for putting to read out loud. more…

In response to: "FAQ: How should I carry myself?" 291 days old
by DrGURU [Member]

Dr. GURU speaks,

Farts should be savoured only by oneself or with friends and family, not wafted about with disregard.

The GURU must now sleep. more…

In response to: "FAQ: How should I carry myself?" 291 days old
by trintrin1x [Member]

Is it alright to fart then?????? :))xx more…

In response to: "FAQ: Can I Win the Euro-Millions Jack-Pot?" 301 days old
by DrGURU [Member]

Dr. GURU speaks,

I am happy to hear that you have such a positive out-look on life. Keep it up.

Although, take heed, do not let winning the Euro-Millions become the be-all and end-all. This applies to any goal you may have...it is not so much the destination, as the journey it took you to get there, that characterizes and more…

In response to: "FAQ: Can I Win the Euro-Millions Jack-Pot?" 301 days old
by IN THE AGE OF AQUARIUS [Visitor]

WELL, let's be positive, it helps a lot:

WE didn't die/dye(Ah,ah...)from the plague,
WE've not been killed in an aircraft (THANKS GOD!!!)
LIGHT/E/NING??!! You are there for me , I'm here for you...That's why YOU ARE DR. GURU: YOU ENLIGHTEN ME...!!!!!
Leakage of radiation? Nearby station? Food poisoning? Terrorist atta more…

In response to: "FAQ: Can I Win the Euro-Millions Jack-Pot?" 301 days old
by DrGURU [Member]

Dr. GURU speaks,

You are indeed correct...somebody will eventually win. Although, the 1 in 76 million probability is not encouraging.

In the UK each year, you have:

- a 1 in 30 million chance of contracting and dying from the plague;
- a 1 in 11 million chance of being killed in an aircraft;
- a 1 more…

In response to: "FAQ: What should my surname change to after getting married?" 302 days old
by IN THE AGE OF AQUARIUS [Visitor]

............................
WHEN A MAN LOVES A WOMAN........................
OR(...)
WHEN A WOMAN LOVES A MAN..............................
(No comments...)
TIMES ARE CHANGING......................!

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In response to: "FAQ: Can I Win the Euro-Millions Jack-Pot?" 302 days old
by IN THE AGE OF AQUARIUS [Visitor]

WELL, let's put our existence in A VERY simple way: "SOMEBODY IS GOING TO WIN!" It can be me...it can be you...JUST KEEP ON WAITING...IF It will never be me or you...what can we do? At least you can say: "I DID TRY!"

BYE Dr. GURU...See you in my next EXISTENCE... more…

In response to: "FAQ: Is the bread-crust good for me?" 327 days old
by DrGURU [Member]

Dr. GURU speaks,

Eating bread does not influence your hair-growth. This is a myth which started over 300 years ago in Europe. People with curly hair were seen as being prosperous and healthy, so were those who ate bread. Eating bread-crusts and having curly hair were then somehow seen as being related. Furthermore, up until the 19th ce more…

In response to: "FAQ: Is the bread-crust good for me?" 327 days old
by The_Walrus ^Pro

Also, if you eat up your crusts, you will have curly hair.
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In response to: "FAQ: Can I Win the Euro-Millions Jack-Pot?" 367 days old
by DrGURU [Member]

Dr. GURU speaks,

There are around 76 million different combinations of Euro-Million draws. Each ticket costs £1.50. You would have to spend £114 million be 100% sure of winning the Euro-Millions.

However, if one other person also has a winning ticket you split the winnings. To make your investment of £114 profitable the j more…

In response to: "FAQ: Can I Win the Euro-Millions Jack-Pot?" 367 days old
by Vlad4lotto [Visitor]

"The Jack-Pot would have to stretch beyond £200 million if you were to account for another winner. Syndicates are primed...but they, like us, are gambling."

I don't know what to say about this , but i think it's true . All the money goes to the winner ? :) more…

In response to: "FAQ: How big is the Universe?" 412 days old
by DrGURU [Member]

Dr. GURU speaks,

The measurements done by scientific researchers may not be 100% accurate, but is at least 100% more accurate than any of your answers.

The GURU must now sleep. more…

In response to: "FAQ: Why do I dream?" 412 days old
by DrGURU [Member]

Dr. GURU speaks,

Thank you for your thoughts Angharad.

If you wish to have more vivid and colourful dreams then you must occupy your life with activity, learning, enjoyment with others, and a peaceful home-life.

Try to remember a location that you visited several times before in your dreams. Fix in on that pos more…

In response to: "FAQ: Why do I dream?" 412 days old
by Perri3 [Member]

I know that I dream (science tells me I must?. However, I rarely remember my dreams! I am envious of those who claim to have vivid, colourful dreams. I do know from the few dreams I remember that I appear to have what is called 'lucid' dreaming...

Defragging my brain ... nice one! Some files just can't be moved though rofl :) more…

In response to: "FAQ: Why do I dream?" 413 days old
by DrGURU [Member]

Dr. GURU speaks,

That is a nice analogy my friend.

Have good dreams.

The GURU must now sleep.
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In response to: "FAQ: Why do I always have bad luck?" 413 days old
by DrGURU [Member]

Dr. GURU speaks,

Please do not conclude from my words that grapes have thinking power...no such suggestion was made.

Your head is filled with thoughts of "life" and "existence"...but you have merged them together so much that you now cannot differentiate between one and the other.

Your existence can be certifi more…

In response to: "FAQ: Why do I dream?" 413 days old
by jackfrost ^Pro

i never really understood why i dreamt so much till i learned about defragging a computer ..then it all made sense:) more…

In response to: "FAQ: How big is the Universe?" 415 days old
by deleted user [Visitor]

My world? The last time I looked I was in the same world as everyone else? Quantum mechanics IS the physical world, but at a quantum or "indivisible" level?? Hence sub atomic "particles" (protons, electrons, neutrons, quarks) in the Quantum world in comparison to tennis balls, footballs and planets of the relativity world.

Both "Quantu more…

In response to: "FAQ: Why do I always have bad luck?" 415 days old
by deleted user [Visitor]

This is a most unusual declaration? You compare human thought and consciousness to wine and grapes, are we to believe that grapes also have thinking power? This is like saying thoughts are made from heads, and so heads are filled with thoughts - which is actually alot closer to my original suggestion, and at least encompasses thought and not grapes more…

In response to: "FAQ: Why do I always have bad luck?" 416 days old
by DrGURU [Member]

Dr. GURU speaks,

Your method of conclusion has a fundamental flaw...

"We think we are...therefore we are. We are what we think."

...is like saying...

"Wine is made from grapes, and so grapes are filled with Wine."

Great thinkers, such as Descartes, would not have wanted their words sp more…

In response to: "FAQ: How big is the Universe?" 416 days old
by DrGURU [Member]

Dr. GURU speaks,

Your world is based on immeasurable distances.

What you speak of is Quantum mechanics...something which works on the sub-atomic level. For the physical World, we have conveniences such as metres, miles, parsecs and light-years.

I will not cheat you of this World. It is yours to explore.
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In response to: "FAQ: Why do I always have bad luck?" 416 days old
by deleted user [Visitor]

Much of this thought is based at the conscious level. Many people "think" about trying to better their lives. I "think" I want that car, I "think" I want that house, I "think" I want money etc etc - and rightly so, the "thinking" does not always result in the appearance of the goods, therefore rendering the notion "we are what we think" as being sl more…

In response to: "FAQ: How big is the Universe?" 416 days old
by deleted user [Visitor]

Of course the "perception" of distance is astronomical - it is infinite in real terms. I ruled out size measured by distance because size cannot be measured in real terms, size is infinite, never ending - immeasurable.
A light year is a point of reference used to measure the time it takes for light to travel the distance between two points - more…

In response to: "FAQ: Why do I always have bad luck?" 418 days old
by DrGURU [Member]

Dr. GURU speaks,

“Our minds have powerful influences over our lives...but we are not what we think.”

“Our thoughts will have some effect on our lives...but will not always be the deciding factor”

People live in their own Worlds, and mould their environment around it.

What you think of yourself ma more…